your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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