I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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