should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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