weddingsv make me drug and hornr
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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