so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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