Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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