So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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