she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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