Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy