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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

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She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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(586): One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you. (586): She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left. http://tfl.nu/4owu

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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(321): just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now http://tfl.nu/uvwa

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions

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(610): We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions http://tfl.nu/rpam

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(516): View more from New York

i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"

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(516): i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth" http://tfl.nu/n9fj

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(518): we should become lesbians. not together. just in general. http://tfl.nu/a6ds

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(480): View more from Arizona

My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.

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Do I even want to know?

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(480): My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend. (1-480): Do I even want to know? http://tfl.nu/wopv

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(718): View more from New York

The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.

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(718): The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be. http://tfl.nu/vr33

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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.

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"people in the room" being me.

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(336): the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine. (336): "people in the room" being me. http://tfl.nu/hpsj

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(909): View more from California

oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.

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(909): oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas. http://tfl.nu/s25p

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(940): View more from Texas

Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.

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(940): Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him. http://tfl.nu/o9z5

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(516): View more from New York

i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD

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(516): i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD http://tfl.nu/cfey

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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

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(843): I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea http://tfl.nu/qtt5

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(801): View more from Utah

He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.

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(801): He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me. http://tfl.nu/il2t

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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.

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(520): Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell. http://tfl.nu/vby3

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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed

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(307): Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed http://tfl.nu/7csc

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