so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.