A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
either way he was missing a nipple.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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