also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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