You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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