I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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