Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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