so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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