Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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