as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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