so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?