check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants