What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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