Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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