beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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