You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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