While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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