I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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