Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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