Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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