I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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