didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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