And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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