Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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