I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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