Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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