dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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