Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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