My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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