He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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