why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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