Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.