we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many