When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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