Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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