they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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