Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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