We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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