Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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