so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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