explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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