when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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