i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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