Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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