Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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